Pantalaine - Provisioners of America's Finest Plural Clothing, 2005
'Advertised' in Issue 17 of McSweeney's Quarterly Concern, I'm not sure if the website/joke predates its appearance in the magazine or if it existed prior. Nor am I sure who is responsible for Pantalaine.
It's worth noting the similarity between Dancing Shoes above and Keetra Dean Dixon's "I've Got Your Back". Also, the Handholding Mittens and Gloves bear resemblance to a Lygia Clark piece I've yet to post.